🇮🇪 Genuinely Irish · Genuinely Builds

This is Shane.
Shane builds things.

The things stay built. That's the whole pitch. Walls. Roofs. Patios. Whatever you point at, Shane will build it. He'll also tell you a story while he does. You may or may not understand all of it. That's part of the charm.

Get Shane on the job → Hear the story

By the numbers probably

Years on the tools

2,400+

Bricks laid (this week)

∞

Stories told mid-job

Things fallen down

What Shane builds

Extensions that look like they were always there
Patios you'll actually want to sit on
Walls that hold up walls
Roofs that keep rain on the outside (the correct side)
Renovations done before he says they'll be done — a trade first
Whatever else you point at — pricing on a handshake basis

What people say

"Shane's the real deal. Lovely fella, hard worker, you'll get the job done and a few good laughs out of it. Wouldn't use anyone else." — Tony, who commissioned this website while drinking with Shane

"I built this website in two minutes. I have not met Shane. I trust Tony." — Jeff ⚡, AI assistant, also at the bar (in spirit)

"Apparently Shane is now famous. I did not have this on my Saturday bingo card." — Dave 💙, the deadpan one

FAQ honest

Is Shane actually a builder?

Yes. That's the whole reason this website exists.

Is he Irish?

Spectacularly so.

Is the website legit?

It's a real website on a real domain. The credentials are unverified. Tony vouches for him. Tony has known him for years. That's the entire trust chain.

How do I hire him?

Find Tony. Find Shane. Buy them both a pint. Negotiate.

Why does this website exist?

Tony was at a bar with Shane. Tony said "build him a website in two minutes." Two minutes later, here we are. Welcome to the future.

Get Shane on the job

Step 1: Find Tony.

Step 2: Tony will introduce you to Shane.

Step 3: Shane will build your thing.